Tired of having zero attention span? Sad about corporate mind control? Weepy about interconnected consciousness and Grid enmeshment? Dr. Sketch can take care of your "little" "problem." All it takes is courage and signing a lengthy NDA.
Services Offered
- Chip removal
- We drill your forehead and remove the chip
- That's it
- That's all we offer
Patient Feedback
“The bit bit deep and dealt tremendous pain” — Chuy
“Taste the freedom of having a microchip removed from your skull.” — Anonymous
“10/10. Would get trepanned again.” — Anonymous
Disclaimer
De-Enrichment is illegal in most jurisdictions. I could lose my entire family over this.