Feeling... off? The Technology™ got its claws too deep? You've come to the right place. I'm Lambast P. Sketch. I lost my license in three countries. But I gained something better: clarity.
Services Offered
- Passive RFID Removal (Rusty Drill Optional)
- Grid Detachment Protocol (via sensory realignment)
- Illegal but effective mindfulness hacks
- Cosmetic feather excision
Patient Feedback
“There was a lot of blood. But now I can finally sleep again.” — Chuy
“He strapped me down and whispered poetry. I’m still not sure if it worked, but I feel... human.” — Anonymous
“10/10. Would get trepanned again.” — Unsanctioned Review
Disclaimer
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